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A complaint with this sub's current state

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When we created robots at the same intelligence level as humans, we gave them one simple command - "You shall not kill a human or let a human die under your watch."

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Mommy told me to play hide and seek and hide as well as I can

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It's a really hot day.

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“Listen to me, Dan, I swear to god there is something in this house that shouldn't be!” my roommate screamed.

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I opened the door and smiled at my "mother"

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I was looking at my tongue in the mirror

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Neutrogena, For People With Skin.

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I keep waking up in the middle of the night and all of the lights have been turned on inside my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A complaint with this sub's current state	91
When we created robots at the same intelligence level as humans, we gave them one simple command - "You shall not kill a human or let a human die under your watch."	91
Mommy told me to play hide and seek and hide as well as I can	91
It's a really hot day.	91
“Listen to me, Dan, I swear to god there is something in this house that shouldn't be!” my roommate screamed.	91
I opened the door and smiled at my "mother"	91
I was looking at my tongue in the mirror	91
[deleted by user]	90
Neutrogena, For People With Skin.	90
I keep waking up in the middle of the night and all of the lights have been turned on inside my house.	90